THE MOST "ASS"ININE SITE ON THE INTERNET! Balaam's Ass Speaks Journal (we are not making that name up) has a whole treastise of how CS LEWIS IS BURNING IN HELL!!! Here're a couple quotes:
Lewis went to hell because he invented a new god, and he ended his life a Taoist. We will prove it here.
AND The Chronicles of Narnia are one of the most powerful tools of Satan that Lewis ever produced.
But of course to read the whole thing you have to PAY for it. Want to write them? You should. Go here and get a look at fundy fun at its most insane. (P.S. They also let Tolkien have it in their loving way.)
OK, we love the Newsboys, and this Bible is probably a good one. We just object to the Boys making it an official Bible. What's up with that?
How does a Bible become official? Did they all vote for it?
This all smacks too much of a business deal, of money speaking too loudly. We believe the Bible ought not be invited to sales meetings and cross plugging. So there!
Hoo Boy! are we amazed at this one! This interesting look at Islam manages to offend Muslims from the front page to the last, starting with this fine and respectful drawing of Muhammed, the camel jockey, surrounded by flies and on the look out for someone to kill.
Now we aren't exactly Muhammed fans - we think he had some pretty deep problems - but this diatribe ain't gonna reach a single Muslim anywhere in the world.
The booklet is filled with admittedly bizarre quotes from the Quran and the Hadith. That would have been fine but this guy - Abdullah aziz, if that's his real name - goes one step further and manages to portray Muslims and Muhammed as total morons covered in flies, drinking camel urine, and blowing Satan out the nose, among other things.
This wins the What Jesus Sure Wouldn't Do Award.
There is an intentionally offbeat site which we couldn't find a place to put but which we like to see - an original one - called Churches ad hoc: a divine comedy which is a humorous look at churches in America seen through the camera lens of Herman Krieger. It's photography from someone with a great eye for wit. And he has a book! Go here.