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MULTIPLE CHOICE TIME!
At Karni Mata Hindu temple in the town of Deshnoke in India's northwestern state of Rajasthan, rats, hundreds and hundreds of them, inhabit the temple, where they:
a) are believed to be the incarnations of human beings from the local Charan tribe whose souls are temporarily inhabiting the bodies of rats until their rebirth.
b) are used for giants bowls of crunchy breakfast cereal for the temple priests.
c) make playful, hygienic pets for the local children!
d) prove the assertion that in Hindu society rats are equal to human beings.

answer: a (and d)

DON'T YOU BE LEFT BEHIND!
Tim Lahaye and Jerry B. Jenkins conclude their epic series with this brand new book, Tribulation Farce - C'mon! We Were Just Joking!. This tell-all reveals how Tim and Jerry wrote the whole series on a bet that Christians would buy it because of their overactive thirst for things apocalyptic.
Read the tearful confessions of LaHaye and Jenkins as they admit how the whole thing just "got out of hand" after the phenomenal success of Left Behind.
Read how they tried to tip their hand when they released The Inswelling Cookbook. (click here)
Then read how they became convinced that due to the fact that the Series is outselling the Bible that maybe we are in the middle of the Tribulation - now.
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PICK A CAPTION!

a) Marine First to Ride New Mother of All Rides at Disneyworld Baghdad!

b) New Saddam Toilet Seats Tested by Marines
"We always thought he was full of it. Now we know."

c) Marine Lifted into Hospital Complaining of The Mother of all Pains in the Butt

ALMOST ARMAGEDDON!
JACK VAN WIMPE MINISTRIES NEWS FLASH!
In what can only be interpreted as a sign of the imminent Second Coming, we have evidence here of the fulfilling of Isaiah 11.6: ...And the leopard will lie down with the kid...
Now, the leopard is a close relative to the tiger here, and that's close enough for us spiritually discerning folks. But what about the piggies?
The pigs are not the exact same as the "kid," the baby sheep, but follow our spiritual insight here: The piglet and the kid are both baby barnyard animals!!! You can order lamb chops and pork chops!!! They are both cute and cuddly when young, then big and smelly when grown!!! What more do we need???
Is this the actual fulfilling of prophecy? You betcha! Open wide the roof of your house, Jesus is returning for the faithful!