You are about to enter a faux website which satirizes young earth creationism. More accurately, we satirize here the leaders of the YE creationist camp. Most of our friends (we've counted 3) are "young earthers," and although we disagree with their interpretation of Genesis One (and the Flood account) we consider them wonderful brothers and sisters in Christ. However, we whole-heartedly disagree with the self-professed leaders of scientific creationism who hold to their view of Genesis as if it were holy writ and have pronounced as heretical(!) those who adhere to an old universe interpretation. We believe these people to be dangerous and an embarrassment to Christendom. So when you go inside keep this in mind:
This is satire! It is not a rant against "young earth" believers! It is a poke at self-righteousness! If you hold to a young earth view, we love you anyway! It's gonna be OK!
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